Beards

Jolani,
the———-HTS
terrorist, has been
getting a thoroughly new
look, thanks to the quackery
of Western asses’ jawbones,
as thanks, in turn, for the
toppling of Assad.

Samson
for———–our
time, he had his
teeth, as it were,
removed, and his
hair trimmed, to
seem all tame.

Beards
will———–grow
back, though, and the
renewed strength of HTS
will push apart the pillars
of the Middle East, and
ruin Syrian lives far
more than Assad.

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