The Gods Must Be Furious–Chapter Eleven

The rich and powerful, however, as well as their sycophantic media, reacted with predictable derision, even though it was people from their very walk of life who were killed in those four incidents. No alternative, scientifically plausible explanations were given for the four incidents. The reporters had simply been given orders to give minimal, if any, coverage of what happened. The gods, wishing to leave them to blunder about in their error, allowed the media blackout.

One example of a conservative commentator on TV had this to say: “Have any of you heard about those four ‘neopagan’ prophets of doom? What were their names? I forget—three women and a man, the man was named Gary, and the women were…Shelly, Nina, and…Michelle, I think? Anyway, just last week, I heard them on a podcast, claiming that—remember those four freak accidents that killed a bunch of rich people: Kurt and Samantha Wells in front of their mansion, killed in the thunderstorm; those people on the Plantagenets’ yacht in the sea storm just off the coast of California; those old men in the country club golf course in Indiana; and the owner of the mine in Texas, the one who fell in and died—anyway, the four neopagans that I referred to before, do you know what…actually, who…they think was the cause of the four accidents?”

“Who?” a female guest on his show asked. 

“Get this…the gods!” He shook his hands in the air for dramatic effect.

Loud laughter was heard for a dozen or so seconds after that.

“You’ve got to be kidding me, Mike!” she said.

“No, really, Vera,” Mike said. “They think these incidents were warnings that the gods are going to destroy the world if those greedy capitalists don’t stop their ecocidal war on the Earth for profit.”

More laughter from both of them.

“When are these la-di-dah liberals going to be destroyed by the gods?” Vera asked. “I’m getting really sick of their nonsense.”

“Me, too,” he said. “It’s bad enough when we get liberals trying to regulate the market, which should be free, punish the successful with high taxes, and burden us with ‘environmentally friendly’ policies. Now we have to deal with nut-cases who, not wanting to face the realities of modern life, indulge in escapism with their weird, heathen religions.”

Vera, still laughing, said, “And these liberals laugh at us for our belief in Biblical creation. They are the ones with the junk science!”

Liberal commentators were hardly kinder than the conservative ones. Other examples of ridicule, if anything ever was said in the media about the four neopagans, came from political analysts on YouTube, for example, this one:

“Look, I believe we need to tax the rich and curb global warming as much as the next guy,” he said. “But angry gods were responsible for those four freak occurrences? And what is the proof that they were the result of divine intervention? Some people claim they saw faces in the shadows of the clouds, the ocean, the grass, and the underground rock? Really? Zeus, Poseidon, the earth mother goddess, and Hades? We’re supposed to believe this nonsense? No offence, here, but somebody needs to lay off the drugs.”

On their own podcast, Michelle, Gary, Nina, and Shelly had to endure endless ridicule from people calling in. After about a half-hour of it, the four of them, in their sensitivity to harsh criticism, couldn’t take it anymore. Examples of comments made include the following:

“You guys do a lot of acid, don’t you? I’ll bet you did way too much back in the Sixties.”

“I bet someone can recommend a good therapist for the four of you.”

“You people haven’t been taking your meds in a while, have you?”

“If I accept Zeus as my personal saviour, will I be saved?”

“There’s only one God, and He ain’t Greek, you know.”

Michelle’s mother expressed her agreement with this last commenter, though for her daughter’s sake, she expressed that agreement much more gently: “I hate to say it, Michelle, but that last comment was right.”

“So, what’s gonna come after your heathen Armageddon, your Ragnarök? Communism? Did Karl Marx come to you in a drug-induced vision and tell you all this anti-American crap?”

“Did you Satanists perform a human sacrifice to appease the devils you worship? If not, maybe you should try it. Kill your local commie Democrat, and maybe you’ll save the day. In any case, you’ll be doing us real Americans a favour.”

Finally, Gary received this comment from Cam: “Gary, you’re embarrassing our family with this pagan nonsense. Please, for the love of God, stop.”

The Gods Must Be Furious–Chapter Ten

Michelle, Gary, Nina, and Shelly went out trying to warn the world online, on TV, on the radio, and in newspapers and magazines everywhere. They wasted no time giving their message maximum circulation.

Naturally, though he didn’t get along with his brother, Gary tried to convince Cam to be prepared for what was surely to come. They were arguing in Cam’s office in the country club.

“Oh, come on, Cam!” Gary said in frustration. “The earthquake at the golf course didn’t convince you, the thunderstorm at the Wellses’ mansion, the sea storm that killed the rich people on that yacht out in the Pacific Ocean, and the death of Lipton in the Texas mine: none of these things is even coming close to making you suspicious of what’s going on?”

“None of it,” Cam said with a smug smirk. “They were just freak accidents, Gary. Stop overthinking what happened. Stop making them into something that they weren’t. Stop making connections where there aren’t any. You and your ridiculous pagan gods. Christ!”

“Cam, I’m begging you. You’re my brother. I don’t want you and your wife to die. Give me an opportunity to get you to a safe place.”

“Gary, I have work to do in this country club. I’m much too busy to be wandering off somewhere to find some ‘giant box.’ We have to repair damages caused by the earthquake. We have customers we have to reassure, so they’ll keep coming back.”

“The earthquake that claimed the lives of at least a dozen members, whom we saw die that day, killed by the gods, who clearly sympathize with neither your business nor your clientele.” 

Cam sighed. “Go home, Gary. Pray to your gods if this is so important to you.”

Gary sighed and left the room, saying, “Well, I tried.”

Many of the common people, though, not just Wiccans and other neopagans, but also many who knew of how supernatural each of the four incidents were, took the warnings seriously and would find the four boxes that Michelle, Gary, Shelly, and Nina told them about. Other boxes would be provided for all the other parts of the world where there was a substantial number of people willing to heed the warnings. They would all manage to fit in, despite the mass of the multitudes, for the gods’ power would help them all find room.

Michelle, for example, was much more successful than Gary was in convincing her family and close friends to go with her and find the huge box provided for them. This was so in spite of the fact that none of them shared her pagan beliefs.

“Here it is,” she said to those in her car as they all looked at the box from the base of a grassy hill where it sat on top. Like all the others, it looked like a giant wooden rectangular crate, though it also shone and glistened in a special way that those who looked at it could intuitively feel it was safe…for the gods were giving them that reassuring intuition. “Isn’t that amazing?”

“Yeah,” her mother said as she looked out the window from the passenger seat beside Michelle. “As strange a thing as that is to go inside, I’m getting this even stranger, but reassuring feeling that I’ll be perfectly safe in it. I’m not getting that reassurance from Jesus, though. I have no idea why I’m feeling that way, but I am.”

“I can tell you why, mama,” Michelle said. “It’s because the gods are giving you that feeling. Everyone who sees those things, wherever they appear on the Earth—and that’s around the world, from the reports I’m getting on social media—gets the same reassuring feeling that they’ll be perfectly safe in those boxes, as unlikely as such a feeling would be had the gods not been telling us.”

“I see,” her mom said, with a skeptical, but open-minded attitude. I insist on there being only one God in three persons—though I’ll admit that I’ve been wrong before. Those books Michelle bought me certainly challenged my faith, and they were written by an Episcopalian, of all people, as I am, so I can’t just dismiss the ideas outright. Finally, there’s that dream I had, which Michelle also had, the exact same dream. I’m still not sure: were the speakers gods, or God’s angels?

Nina was talking to Steve that night about the coming danger.

“Look, honey,” he said. “I’m cool with you practicing your…pagan spirituality, whatever it is…but I don’t share your beliefs in it. I respect your views; can you please respect mine?”

“Steve,” Nina said. “This isn’t about agreeing to disagree. Something terrible is about to happen—all over the world, and I don’t want you to perish in it, because you will, if you don’t come with me to the giant box where it is.”

“I don’t get how we’re going to be safe in a…giant box…from the end of the world, as you’re describing it,” he said. “No offence, honey, but this all sounds crazy. I think you need to see a doctor. As wild and as scary as what happened to me and Lipton at the mine, I’m still convinced it was just a freak occurrence. The voice I heard from the hole must have been a hallucination, because of the stress of the moment.”

“It was the voice of Hades!” Nina insisted. “I heard his voice at the mine!”

“I’m sure there must be some kind of scientific explanation for it. You’re making way too big a deal out of it. The stress from all of your concern for the environment is getting to you.”

“And the stress of being a miner is not getting to you?” she said. “You don’t think flying out of that hole was supernatural? What scientific explanation could cover what happened out there? Look, just come with me in the car, and let me show you where the box is. When you see it, you’ll understand.”

“How is ‘seeing it’ going to make me automatically understand, Nina?”

“I can’t explain it to you, but I know that many other people have had the experience of just seeing one of the boxes, and they know, intuitively, that going in them will be good for them. Please, Steve, indulge me. Let’s just go for a ride in the car and see the box. I’ve seen it; I know where it is.”

“Very well,” he said with an exasperated sigh. “If it will make you feel better, I’ll do what you want.”

“Trust me. You won’t regret it.”

They had been driving for about twenty minutes, Steve sneering and sighing the whole time in the passenger seat of their car. Then, far off on top of a hill, Nina was straining her eyes to see a tiny, shining rectangular box.

“Look!” she said, pointing straight ahead. “There it is!”

“What?” he said, squinting his eyes to see. “I don’t see—“

Then, the rectangle got bigger as they neared it, and it shone more clearly.

“What the—?” he asked, sneering in disbelief.

They were now close enough to see it properly. She stopped the car at the foot of the hill. She looked over at him with a smirk.

“Do you believe me now?” 

He just stared through the passenger window at the shiny giant box, in a trance.

“Let’s make sure we’re here…when the time comes,” he said in a monotone voice.

“Good,” Nina said with a smile. “Very good, Steve.”

Shelly didn’t even bother trying to convince those she knew wouldn’t believe the warnings. She simply planned to take them on rides in her car as she looked for the box. When it was finally found, they would see it, and instinctively they would know to get in when the time came.

“Come on, everybody,” she said to them as they sat bored in the living room, watching a TV that had nothing interesting on. “What do you all say we get in the car, go for a ride, get some fresh air, and have a picnic?”

“OK,” her husband said. “Where will we go?”

“I’ve already prepared the food and drinks,” she said. “Let’s just get in the car, be spontaneous, and I’m sure we’ll find a good place.”

“Well, alright,” her sister, Jeannine, said. “We’ve nothing better to do here, and the weather’s nice out, without being too hot. Let’s go.”

As they were driving and driving, her at the wheel, she was whispering to the gods to guide her to wherever the box was.

“Shelly?” her husband asked as he looked with a sneer at her moving mouth. “Are you talking to yourself?”

“Oh?” she said, then fumbled in her mind for an explanation. “Oh, I’m just singing the words to a song to myself.”

“I don’t hear a melody,” he said.

“Well, you know what a bad singer I am.” 

He chuckled.

Then, she felt a kind of psychic pull in the right direction.

“Oh, I know where to go,” she said, then she took a right turn at an intersection.

“Where’s that?” Jeannine asked.

“You’ll see, soon enough.”

“Where?” her husband asked.

“I want it to be a surprise.”

“Oh, very well, then.”

After another two minutes, they found a hill with a box on it, shining and huge.

“Look up there, everybody, to your right,” she said. “Up at the top of that hill.”

Her husband, sister, and mother all looked out their windows and saw the box.

“Do you all see it?” she asked.

“Yes,” they all said as if in a trance.

Then her husband said, still in that mesmeric state. “I have a feeling…we’ll need to come back here again soon.”

“I have that feeling, too,” Jeannine said.

“Me, three,” her mom said.

“Good,” Shelly said. “Very good.”

She opened her car door and got out.

Her husband got out next. “We’re having our picnic here?”

“Yes,” she said, then shut her door and went to the trunk to get out the picnic basket.

“I like it,” he said as he stared at the box. “I like it a lot.”

“Me, too,” Jeannine said, also staring at the box in a trance.

“Me, three,” their mom said.

I’m so glad I didn’t have to argue with them or convince them, Shelly thought as she took the basket out of the trunk. When it comes to getting people to do things your way, sometimes less is more.

The Gods Must Be Furious–Chapter Nine

At the appointed time, the four neopagans waited, with other neopagan family and friends, for signs from, again, to use the Greek names that they were all accustomed to using, Zeus, Poseidon, Gaea, and Hades.

After a mere ten minutes of waiting, Shelly and those with her saw a face form in the clouds, one with a beard.

“Zeus,” she called out to the sky. “May I call you Zeus?”

“If you wish, mortal,” the sky-father said in a booming voice. “Your Earth names for us are all acceptable.”

“Thank you,” she said. “What is your will, Zeus? Why are all of these killings happening? We believers suspect your motives, but we want to be sure.”

“We gods have been dormant for millennia,” he said. “Not any longer, though. I tire of the smoke that blackens my skies, and of the acid rain.” His voice was heard in the minds’ ears, as it were, of all the others watching, waiting, and listening for signs in all four mutually faraway places, and anywhere else in the world where people had ears to hear. Cellphones weren’t even needed: the gods made all voices, human and divine, heard as if everyone was in the same room.

Around that time, Michelle saw a face forming in the water near her feet as they, dangling from the pier, touched the surface.

“I have endured the senseless killing of my children—fish, whales, coral reefs, sharks, and all others,” Poseidon said. “I’ll endure the pollution and scathing of my babies no longer.”

Gary was watching the wind blow on the grass of the golf course his manager brother had allowed him to come in. At one point, the wind shaped the grass into a woman’s sad face. His eyes widened as he saw the ‘mouth’ begin to move.

“I have been as patient as I could while trees, grass, bushes, and animals—all my children—have been butchered,” she said in sobs. Gary saw a dew-like tear drop from grassy shadows shaped into her right eye. “I have been prepared to forgive man’s brutality and disrespect. I cannot afford to keep waiting for man to show remorse. Either I kill him, or he kills everything.”

If only Cam were here to see and hear this, Gary thought with a frown on his face. He’d have all the proof he needs; but he never listens to me or opens his mind to any of this! How am I going to save him from the gods’ coming wrath?

Nina was sitting by the opening to the mine, having put away her phone, since she could naturally hear what was being said among the others, who also heard all the voices of the gods and human participants, loud voices from far off, to be heard as if whispered right by their ears, so everyone could participate in this conversation among such far-away places.

Just when Gaea had finished speaking from the grass on the golf course, Nina was startled by the loud, bass voice coming from the hole: “Man is making the Earth his hell, his grave. We will accelerate the process.”

“But, what of us, we who have always honoured you?” Michelle asked when Hades had finished speaking. “Surely you don’t plan to kill the good with the wicked.”

“No,” Gaea said. “You will be spared. But be careful. Take cover as we bring disaster to the sinful. Make sure you distance yourselves from them.”

“Warn the evil, too,” said Zeus. “None of them will listen to you, but at least give them fair warning.”

“They will scoff at you, and mock you,” Poseidon said. “But do what is just.”

“Their scoffing will come back on them…hard,” Hades said.

“But how can we be sure that we will be safe?” Nina asked. “And how can we save innocent children?”

“We will provide…huge wooden boxes…for you to be protected in, giant versions of the chest given to Deucalion and Pyrrha,” Gaea said. “Put as many children in them as you can fit, as well as yourselves, your families, and your friends.”

“Warn the world,” Zeus repeated. “So those with ears, who listen, will come to your boxes and be saved.”

“Yes, Zeus,” Michelle said. “We will do your bidding, and we will look for your boxes.”

The Gods Must Be Furious–Chapter Eight

“I’m telling you,” Michelle typed in a message shared with three other neopagans in a private conversation on Facebook. “There are people who have come forward and said they saw faces in the sky, in the ocean, on the grass in the golf course, and in the underground mine.”

“I’ve heard a couple of claims like that, too,” said Gary to the others. “The claims could be true—we don’t know.”

“What’s interesting, regardless of whether these face stories are true or not, is that all the people killed were rich people publicly known for not caring about the environment at all,” Shelly said. “Not that these connections, of course, were ever acknowledged in the mainstream media, who are on the payroll of the rich. To know the connections, you have to do additional research, as I did.”

“That’s right,” said Nina. “I did a little of that independent research, too. The victims made no secret about their contempt for the poor and for our Mother Earth. Any staff in the areas where these natural disasters occurred survived. At worst, they got a little hurt and a big scare, like my miner husband. Then there are the shared dreams we have all had. All the evidence suggests intervention from the gods to save our planet.”

“So, what should we do?” Gary asked.

“Gary, you live close to that golf course your brother manages,” Michelle said. “How about you go there and wait for signs from Gaea? I’m near the California Yacht Club; I’ll go sit by the pier, watch the water, and wait for a sign from Poseidon. Nina, since you live near the mine in Texas, can you go over there, as close as they’ll allow you, and wait for signs from Hades?”

“My husband’s a miner, as I said before,” Nina said. “Steve was badly hurt and got one hell of a scare from the experience, but thank the gods he’s going to be all right. He refuses to believe the gods had anything to do with what happened, but he can get me inside the property with a key he once stole from Lipton’s office. Now that he is dead, Lipton won’t object to the petty larceny. I can get right up to the holes and listen for Hades’ words.”

“Good,” Shelly said. “I can drive up near the Wells mansion in Vermont. I’ll park there, look up at the sky, and wait for signs from Zeus.”

“We can also message each other by phone to keep the conversation a four-way one, with each god, too…we hope,” Michelle said.

“Great,” Gary said. “Let’s all do this, well, at 10:00 PM my time. You can all work out the time zones in your areas. You know mine: Gary, from Gary, Indiana—so easy to remember.”

The other three responded with “Yeah, lol.”

And before I go on the green in the golf course, I’ll make another attempt to get my brother to listen to me about the coming danger, Gary thought. The rest of our family are opening their minds to this. Please, gods, help me to get him and his wife to open their minds!

Similarly, Michelle prayed, Please, gods, help my mother to see my gods as real as she does her Jesus.

And Nina prayed, O gods, help Steve to understand that he didn’t hallucinate Hades’ voice!

The Gods Must Be Furious–Chapter Seven

“Don’t you dare form a union!” Jack Lipton shouted down the mining hole at Steve and Jim, the two miners who had been discussing the idea for weeks with their colleagues, one of whom, sucking up to Lipton, told him. “You’re lucky to have a job at all, in this economy. If you go on strike, I’ll replace you all!”

“We have a perfect legal right to get organized,” Steve shouted back up at Lipton. “You know that perfectly well. The working conditions down here are atrocious! I don’t think I even need to prove how much worse the working conditions are for your workers in your many fracking operations, Mr. Lipton.”

“And the pay nowhere near compensates for the bad conditions here,” Jim added. “Beyond whoever squealed on us, the vast majority of us miners agreed to unionize. We’ll work to rule.”

“And replacing us with scabs won’t stop us!” Steve said. “We’ll convince the scabs to join us. It won’t be hard, once they see how bad it is down here. You’ll see, Mr. Lipton.”

“You ungrateful bastards!” Lipton shouted. 

“Ungrateful,” Steve snorted. “We’re grateful to be still alive down here in this hell—“

Just then, everyone felt a brief tremor.

“We’re about to be reminded of how dangerous it is down here,” Jim told Steve. “We may not be grateful for much longer.”

Another, stronger and longer tremor shook everyone.

“Oh, God,” Steve said.

Lipton’s foot slipped a little too close to the hole. “Jesus!” he said after almost falling in. He backed up a bit.

Immediately after that, Steve, the further up of the two miners, flew out of the hole, screaming. He fell on the ground to the right of Lipton. No bones were broken, but the arm, hip, and leg that hit the ground were in great pain. He was groaning and rubbing his sore spots.

“What the hell happened?” Lipton asked.

“I…don’t know,” Steve said in a scratchy voice.

“Aaaaah!” Jim screamed as he flew out of the hole in the same way. He hit the ground, with a grunt of pain, to Lipton’s left.

Stepping back twice towards the hole and looking at the two hurt men, Lipton asked, “What could possibly have vomited you two out of the hole?”

The two men shook their heads.

“Me,” a deep, booming voice called out from the hole, causing all three men to shudder. Then powerful sucking came from it.

Steve and Jim slid closer to the hole, but Lipton got sucked in screaming. The sucking stopped, and the two men could hear Lipton screaming and knocking against the rocky walls of the mine, falling in deeper and deeper, until his screams ended.

Steve and Jim just sat by the mouth of the hole in complete silence, shaking. They looked at each other.

“What the hell just happened?” Jim asked.

Steve shrugged, still shaking. Then he remembered his wife’s warning to be ‘especially careful’ over the next few weeks. Then he remembered her ‘pagan nonsense,’ and thought, No…I ain’t gonna go there. I certainly don’t wanna talk about it with Jim. He’ll think I’m nuts…which I’m starting to think I am, too.

“I guess we gotta search for Lipton,” Jim said. “If anyone dares go down there, that is.”

Steve shook his head. “Not me.”

A search was conducted soon enough.

“C’mon,” the foreman said to those further down the hole. “Keep looking.”

Lipton’s body was never found…not even at the deepest point of digging.

Near that area, though, a miner’s light shone on the stony, muddy wall.

A man’s face, carved in the mud and rock as if by a sculptor, was smiling.