Tents

Camping
is supposed to be
for people who are on
vacation, not the homeless.

High rents
can toss you out
of buildings, and into
tents, but so can bombers.

There are
camps for the
summer, and there
are concentration camps.

You are
in the open air,
& yet still, you are
trapped, just like rats.

Rows of
tents replace
the homes of Gaza.
Zion’s a cruel landlord.

‘Gaya,’ a Surreal Adventure–Chapter Five

The half of the group led by Tesel went up in the direction of the right shoulder, and the half led by Lia and Fil went up in the direction of the left one. It was dark, and none of the warriors really knew their way around, so it was hard for them to choose which tunnels were the best to go through.

As soon as all of them went through their chosen left and right entrances in the chest area, they felt a wind sucking them all up, deep into the middle of the large chambers they’d entered. Yelling and screaming as they all flew up in the spacious chambers, they smacked into the inside upper walls, then fell to the floors all around the entrances they’d just come up in.

“We went…the wrong way,” Fil said in gasps to Lia. “We’re in…the lungs.” He was rubbing his left arm, on which he hit the floor.

“I know,” Lia said, rubbing her right leg. “We never learn these things ’til it’s too late.”

No one had any more time to rub his or her hurt body parts, for another wind sucked them up to the ceilings of the lungs, against which their bodies smashed. Shouts of pain echoed all over the chambers.

They tried to stick their fingers into the gluey ceilings, to keep from being blown down again, but it was no use. Gaya’s next inhalation, a deep and powerful one, pulled them all off the ceiling and threw them down to the floor again. Some of the troops’ bones were fractured.

As he winced at the sounds of groans of pain all around him, Tesel was looking all over the ceiling to find the upper exit. As soon as he found the small black hole, he pointed at it.

“Everyone!” he shouted. “Try to get over there, to that hole in the ceiling, and crawl out of it!”

He shouted loud enough for those in the other lung to hear; Lia and FIl looked for and quickly found their upper escape hole.

“There it is!” Lia shouted “Try to get to i…”

Suddenly, the next exhalation carried everyone screaming up to the ceiling again. More screams of pain were heard when their bodies smacked against it. Those closest to the escape hole scrambled over to it as fast as they could before Gaya’s next inhalation, which was softer.

Those right by the escape holes–Tesel, Lia, Fil, and several others–clung to the sticky ceilings as tight as they could, so the breath wouldn’t blow them to the floors. Many others fell, some screaming, others already dead from their combined injuries.

The ones still at the top managed to crawl out the escape holes in time before the next breath came. After it came, and some of the warriors had clearly flown up closer to the escape holes, Tesel, Lia, and Fil reached into the chambers to pull out some of the men on the ceilings.

After they were pulled out, another inhalation pushed most of the rest of them down again, while others had dug their fingers deep enough into the ceilings to be able to withstand the wind and stay there. Between the breaths, these troops crawled out the escape holes. The next exhalation brought up the ones from the bottom; Lia frowned to see those coming up that were clearly corpses.

At the end of that exhalation, the dead bodies fell, while the survivors clung to the ceilings and struggled to get to the escape holes in time. Tesel, Lia, Fil, and some of the others who’d already escaped hurried to pull as many of the survivors out as they could.

The next inhalation came, and a few of the warriors trying to get out screamed as they were blown down to the floor again. The survivors who’d escaped watched and waited for the next breath to bring the remaining men back up. The exhalation came, but all the bodies that came up this time were passive and lifeless; none tried to grab on to the ceilings. When the breath ended, they all fell back down silently.

“There’s nothing we can do for them,” Tesel said. “Let’s carry on in our separate groups to the shoulders.”

“Come on, troops, let’s go,” Fil shouted out to his and Lia’s group. But before anyone took any steps, voices from above were heard again:

OhPhilI’msogladyoucametoseeher!
Howisshe?Shedoesn’tlooktoogood,Lila.
Herbreathingisgettingweaker,Ithink.IsometimesputmyhandoverhermouthandfeelbreathingbutthenIdoitagainlaterandherbreathingisweaker.Oh,Phil,I’msoscaredshe’sgonnadie.Whatarewegonnado?
Let’snotgiveuphope,Lila,thoughIwishyou’dgiveupthatbottleofJimBeam,Phil.
Oh,comeon,Cecil.Igottohaveafewswigsofthistohelpmedealwithwhat’shappened.

Again, the soldiers didn’t understand a word of what was said, but they felt a kind of identifying with the speaking gods–especially Tesel, Lia, and Fil. They all continued on their way to the shoulders.

Frosty

There is
no magic
in a hat
to cause
a freezing man
to come
to life. Hats
cannot warm
a head sitting
on frozen
shoulders out
where he has no arms
for work, a chest with no
heart to feel any happiness,
no home for him to enter.
He has no legs to walk in
from the cold. White Christmas
makes his body black in a lack of
hope. His only warmth is melting
in the spring and dying outside.
We see but don’t feed him.

‘Gaya,’ a Surreal Adventure–Chapter Four

After a long, hard march from Gaya’s belly to her chest, Tesel’s men finally reached her breasts. Her mammary glands were a sight for sore eyes, thirsty throats, and hungry stomachs. All of the troops were salivating; their eyes widened.

“We finally made it,” Fil said in a hoarse voice through a dry mouth. “The land of milk, from a real honey.”

“Let’s split up into halves,” Tesel said. “Lia, you and Fil take one half of our fighters to the left breast, and I’ll take the other half to the right one. Everyone, feed in an orderly fashion. No greedy hogging of the milk. Let’s make sure everyone gets a fair share. Line up and take turns. Be patient as you wait for your turn.”

The army split up as ordered. Tesel, Lia, and Fil waited for their shares after all the others finished feeding. The milk was so good-tasting and nourishing that it was tempting for each and every man and woman to keep drinking without stopping, but they all resisted that temptation and remembered consideration for their comrades.

At the end of their feeding, their bellies full, they lay on the ground, resting with blissful satisfaction. Wounds were bandaged, and sighs of relief were heard all around. A good, long sleep rejuvenated them, and after that, they were ready to come together at Gaya’s heart. Morale was the highest it had ever been for them.

When they all reunited at the heart, they stood before it in awe of its huge, glowing redness. The heartbeat was loud and hypnotic, but…slow.

Such beauty, such bigness, yet…such weakness, such pain.

What the warriors before had only vaguely sensed was now explicitly known, in vivid detail, with no room for doubt.

Gaya was dying.

The troops’ own hearts were heavy for the heart they saw before them. They all heaved collective sighs for their ailing world. The glow of that huge heart was fading, little by little, along with the slowing beat.

No longer were they fearing only for their own lives. Now they feared mainly for her life. Tears were running down their cheeks. They were trembling all over.

Lia was especially affected. She was sobbing audibly.

Fil was sneaking sips from his cup of wine, hoping Tesel wouldn’t catch him, in a feeble attempt to ease the pain.

“Troops, we all know who is responsible for Gaya’s affliction,” Tesel said in a sombre tone. “Aisa’s army, and the giant worm, Kappitta, have been slowly killing Gaya, poisoning and starving her. This slow, painful destruction of our beautiful world is why we must not falter in our efforts to save her. As hard as it will be to fight Aisa and Kappitta, as many of our lives as we will inevitably lose, we must do all we can to stop the enemy from destroying her. If she dies, we all die.”

“And if we all die…with Gaya,” Lia added, with sobs interrupting her words from time to time, “that will be…a mercy for us. For who would want…to live on a dead planet? Who would want…anything other than death…if continuing to exist…in misery…in a world…whose beauty…is only a memory, a beauty…crushed and replaced…by only ugliness…and putrefaction…all around us?”

They all looked at that heart again, heard its beat even slower now, its glow getting darker.

“We cannot give in,” one of the men said.

“We cannot give in!” another shouted at the top of his lungs. “We have to keep on trying, even if it kills us all!”

“We must do it,” a female fighter said in sobs, “not for ourselves, but for her.”

“For her,” many soldiers said together.

“For Gaya!” Lia shouted.

“FOR GAYA!!!” they all shouted.

Then, they heard voices from high above again.

Oh,Cecil,I’msogladtoseeyouhere!…HowisGaya?Aboutthesame.SometimesIputmyhandonherchesttofeelherheartbeat…Andhowisherheartbeat,Lila?…It’sslow,thenItouchherchestagain,later,anditseemstobebeatingslower.Idon’tknowI’mreallyscaredforher…Iam,too,Lila…Atleastyou’rehere,andIknowyoucareabouther,Cecil,unlikethatbastardAsa,whoonlycaresaboutallthemoneyhecanmakeoffofher.Butshe’snotjustamoney-makingpieceoftitsandasstoyou,Cecil.Youknowshe’sahumanbeing,afriend,andlikeme,youloveher.

Again, the warriors couldn’t understand the fast-moving words, the muddled language, but they understood the feeling.

“Now, we know what we must do,” Tesel said. “But before we can do that, we must improve our fighting capability. Love for Gaya alone won’t be enough to win our battles against Kappitta and Aisa’s army. We must split up, go to Gaya’s shoulders, travel down her arms, and learn better fighting methods from her hands. Then we’ll travel to her head, and there gain insights and a battle plan to win the war, once and for all.”

The warriors began their trek, in opposing directions, up to Gaya’s shoulders.

‘Gaya,’ a Surreal Adventure–Chapter Three

“To get to the stomach, we’ll first have to pass through the tunnels of the large and small intestines,” Tesel told his army as they passed by the rectum. From there, one could see passing out of it the bodies of the slain in the battle they’d just fought against Aisa’s men. Groans of annoyance from Tesel’s troops behind him were his only reply.

“And after the stomach, to Gaya’s breasts to feed from?” Lia asked, hoping to raise the soldiers’ spirits.

“Yes,” Tesel said “Then we can finally be nourished.”

The fecal smell of the area was overpowering.

“I can smell that nourishment already,” Fil said with a scowl.

The soldiers continued grunting in disgust as they left the rectum and entered the large intestine, trudging along in all reluctance. Their feet often got stuck in the thick, knee-deep mud of this anatomical sewer.

“Patience!” Tesel called out. “We’re almost there.”

Finally, nearing the upper end of the small intestine, where they’d soon enter the stomach and leave the worst of the smell, Tesel’s troops were beginning to revive good spirits. But they noticed a gigantic, long, worm-like animal lying immobile along the side of the tunnel. It seemed to be sleeping.

Lia looked back at the others with her finger to her lips. “Don’t wake it,” she whispered to Fil, who passed the quiet message on to the men behind, who passed it on, and so on.

They all crept by as quietly as they could. They could hear it breathing and softly snoring…or was it snoring? Was it eating? No, it wasn’t snoring, it was making slurping sounds.

The soldiers looked in awe at the size of the beast. Its length was almost the entirety of that of the small intestine. Its diameter was almost twice the height of the average man among them. Even the slightest noise any of them made would cause all of them to shake in fright. If they drew its attention, would it find them appetizing?

Tesel, Lia, and Fil reached the far end of it, by the exit of the small intestine. They saw its head. It was huge. A man behind Fil made an accidental stomping sound of his boot on the muddy floor, loud enough to attract the worm’s attention. It turned its head around to face Tesel and Lia.

“Kappitta,” he whispered to her. “I’ve heard stories about this monster. It’s been eating Gaya’s food…starving her.”

Of a puke-pinkish colour, it had huge, black balls for eyes, and a toothless mouth large enough to fit a man inside it. In fact, just then it demonstrated this ability with the one who stomped on the ground. His scream when put inside was muted as soon as Kappitta closed its mouth. Now the giant parasite was looking at Lia.

“Attack!” Tesel shouted, flailing his sword.

All of the soldiers standing along the great length of the worm stabbed their swords into its side, causing it to let out a deafening wail. It then used its tail to slap the rearguard of Tesel’s men, smashing their bodies against the wall of the intestine tunnel and crushing many of them.

The survivors rushed up ahead to get as close to the front as the space in the tunnel would allow. Tesel, Lia, and Fil were thrusting their swords at Kappitta’s face to keep it from taking another victim into its mouth. The men behind continued stabbing at it with their swords, and it responded by pushing its body against them, crushing more of them against the wall of the tunnel.

It managed to fight past the jabbing of the swords of Tesel, Lia, and Fil to get another screaming soldier in its mouth. It sucked him deep inside its body. As his body traveled through the first quarter of the length of Kappitta’s body, he could be seen punching and kicking bubble-like bulges at the side facing his surviving comrades, all of whom shuddered at the sight. Soon, the punching and kicking stopped, replaced by a disturbing stillness. No more bulges.

Tesel, Lia, and Fil were jabbing and slashing at the worm’s face with greater ferocity and intensity, not only to prevent another soldier from being eaten, but also while stepping closer to it so the rest of the soldiers could pass behind their three leaders and get safely out of the intestine and into the stomach. Not all of the warriors were able even to get to the head: Kappitta kept undulating its snaky body to crush many of them against the intestinal wall.

As the three continued poking their swords at the giant monster’s face, one more man got sucked into its mouth, screaming, kicking, and flailing his sword in all futility. Lia grabbed him by the feet and tried to pull him back while two of the women fighters replaced her at jabbing their swords into its face; but Kappitta gave one huge suck and pulled the man all the way in. It almost pulled her in with him, too, except that Tesel pulled her back with all of his might.

After falling back with her against the wall of the tunnel, he shouted, “Run! Now’s your chance, while it’s feasting on our poor comrade and is distracted! Run!

They all ran out…except for one of those two women fighters, who got sucked into Kappitta’s mouth. Its mouth closed before she had a chance to scream. She traveled through its body, her life fading away without any struggle, for she was content to have sacrificed herself to help save her comrades.

The last of Tesel’s men scrambled out of the intestines, and the survivors got into the stomach. They collapsed on the swampy floor in exhaustion and just lay there, panting and gasping. As they looked all around the large, dark, empty cave, they noticed the conspicuous absence of something–digested food.

“Kappitta must have sucked all of Gaya’s food into its body,” Lia said. “It didn’t just kill our comrades; it’s killing her, too.”

“And look around us,” Fil said with despondency in his eyes. “Look at what else is lacking: so many of our comrades!”

Tesel was counting the heads of all the survivors with a frown on his face. “We must be reduced to about half of our original number,” he said with a sigh. He heard a loud collective groan from his men. “Yes, the rest of our campaign will be harder…but not impossible!”

He now heard an even louder collective groan from them.

Then, they all heard voices from high above:

Damnissheevergonnawakeup?Ineedhermybusinessisgonnatakeadivewithoutherstarpowerifshedies.C’monGayasnapoutofit.
Isthatallyoucareabout,Asa?Makingmoneyfromfilminghertitsandassandfuckingandsucking?Youaresuchacreep!
Shutup,Lila.I’mabusinessman.Ihavetocareaboutthosethings.
AndGaya’smyfriend.She’salsoahumanbeing,andIcareabouther.

“Do you hear that, comrades?” Lia said, standing up and reenergized. “The gods are telling us that we mustn’t give up hope!”

“How do you know they’re saying that?” one of the weary soldiers said. “You can’t understand their muddled speech any better than we can. For all we know, they could be saying that we should give up on Gaya.”

“I know through the feelings in their voices,” Lia said, hearing a harrumph from the soldier. “I also know that we mustn’t give up hope precisely because things are looking so hopeless. Look around you, you slothful soldiers! Look at the lack of food in Gaya’s stomach, its emptiness apart from our presence here; there’s a lack of food because Kappitta has been eating it all. We must find the strength to carry on, because if we don’t, she will die, and then we will all die!”

“We’ve passed through the worst,” Tesel added. “Now we will go up, out of her stomach, and to her breasts, where we can feed from her mammary glands. That nourishment will give us new, needed strength. Then we’ll go to her heart, to feel what she feels, to make our pity for her grow, to motivate us to fight harder for her sake. I assure you, troops, that things will only get better for us from now on until we face Kappitta and Aisa’s men for the final confrontation. That final battle will decide, once and for all, everyone’s fate: will that giant worm and the enemy die, with some of our own, or will we die, and then everyone dies, including not only our enemies, but Gaya, too.”

“Now, will you give up like the cowards that Aisa’s men called us as we retreated here, or will you stand up and fight for Gaya?” Lia asked. “There’s milk in her breasts, waiting for us.”

Hungry to be fed, the soldiers had motive enough for the trip; so they got up and marched out of the stomach and up towards Gaya’s breasts.

Gaza

Howcanwemovesouth
tosafetywhenthesouth
isn’tanysaferthere?
Howcanweleave
homesincethey’d
alreadytakenhome
somanyyearsago?
Howcanwegoout
whenweareheld
inanoutdoorjail?
Canweevenmove
aninchifweareall
crowdedsoclose
together?Canwe
cryforhelpifnoone
everlistens?Can
wedrinkdirtywater?
Canwebehumanifthey
saywe’reanimals?Canwe
fightifonlytheyhaveguns?
Howisourdefenceoffence,
andtheiroffencedefence?
Ifyoucan’trespond,then
we’llrespondwithHamas.

‘Gaya,’ a Surreal Adventure–Chapter Two

After a long march along the tunnels inside Gaya’s legs, the two separated bands of Tesel’s army reached her knees. In exhaustion, they all fell on their knees, hungry and despairing over the prospect of facing another ambush of Aisa’s army in the pelvic region.

“We can’t do it,” one of the men said to Fil.

“We’ll all be killed,” a man next to him added.

“It’s a miracle that as many of us survived as we did,” a man said to Tesel.

“Aisa’s men are sure to attack us again, as soon as we emerge from these leg tunnels,” Lia said. “Still, we can’t give up. Gaya is depending on us.”

“I know,” Tesel said to her. “But look at these men. They are completely demoralized.”

“What are we going to do?” she asked.

“That I don’t know,” he said.

Tesel and Lia looked out at all of their tired, miserable soldiers, as did Fil in the tunnel of the other leg. They couldn’t give up, yet they could only give up.

Just then, they all heard a female voice from up above. Was it a goddess’s voice, or that of a heavenly, female angel? The soldiers all listened in total silence.

This is what they heard: GayathisisLilayourfriendpleasedon’tdieonmeIwon’tbeabletobearitIneedyouIloveyouInever toldyouthatbeforebutIreallydoI’vealwayslovedyoueversinceourfirstscenewefilmedtogetherandit’snotonlyyourbodyit’sallofyouyourmindyourheartyourpaineverythingIwanttoshareallthosethingsofminewithyoursandIcan’tdothatifyoudiepleasedon’tdiewakeupsweetiewakeup

Though it was hard for the soldiers to understand what the goddess was saying up there, the sobbing in her words voiced what language couldn’t. Tesel was inspired by the pain he heard, and he strove to translate it to the men.

“Men!” he called out in a voice so loud, even Fil’s men in the tunnel of the other leg could hear him. “I know you’ve suffered, I know you’re tired and hungry, I know you’re afraid, but you must remember that Gaya has also suffered, she is also tired and hungry, and she is also afraid, because she is dying. And if she dies, we will all die, too. This horrific reality is why we must not give up hope, as hard as not giving up will be. Did you all not hear the weeping of the goddess from up in the heavens? She was weeping for our dying world!”

The men were now looking up at Tesel, those on both sides listening with love in their hearts for their land. They were beginning to feel ashamed of themselves for their weakness and selfishness.

“Now,” Tesel went on, “if we die in our next battle with Aisa, then we’ll die; but we’ll die fighting–we’ll die having tried. If we just stay here, afraid to die, we’ll still die in the end, because Gaya will die. We’ll have allowed Gaya to die. But…if we go back up there and fight, and win…or fight, and retreat on the other side, and enough of us survive, there is already great honor in that feat alone. What’s more, our survivors can move up her body, feed on her breast-milk, feel the love of her heart, gain fighting skills from her hands, and gain insight from her mind. All of these together can be used to defeat Aisa’s army once and for all, and to save Gaya, to bring her back to health! Men, are you with me?!”

“YEAHHHHH!!!!” all of the men on both sides shouted.

This speech gave all the soldiers renewed strength and hope, and after having had enough rest, they all rose and continued their march in the tunnels of Gaya’s upper legs. Those led by Tesel and Lia, having heard his speech louder and right before them so they could see his encouraging eyes, were all the more inspired and energized, so they reached Gaya’s pelvic region sooner. Fil’s followers were slowed down all the more by his sporadic swigs of wine from a cup he’d been hiding from Tesel’s sight in a bag tied to his belt.

Aisa was watching the approach of Tesel’s men. He was pleasantly surprised to see so few.

“Is that all?” he asked his second-in-command, Lew. “Surely more than that retreated from us.”

“The other half went down the other leg,” Lew said.

“Yes, but why haven’t they returned with Tesel’s men?” Aisa asked.

“They may arrive soon after,” Lew said.

“Or they were so intimidated by our strength that they rightly don’t dare try to fight us again,” Aisa said with a proud smirk.

“That could be, but just to be sure, we should station some men to watch the entrance from the other leg.”

“Very well. Have three men wait there, and they can call out to us if the rest of Tesel’s men emerge. I suspect, all the same, that they’ll be too cowardly to face us again.”

So three of Aisa’s men were put at the other leg’s entrance. while the rest of them, grinning with ravenous teeth, watched Tesel’s group approaching.

All of them are going to fight our half of the army?” Lia asked. “We cannot take on all of Aisa’s men at once, not without Fil and the others.”

“I suspect they think the half that Fil is leading won’t come at all,” Tesel said. “Fil is probably slowing them down with his pauses to drink wine. You know how he is. After all, I’m not with him to stop him from doing that.”

“Then the drunken fool won’t lead his men into battle!” she said.

“Oh, he will,” Tesel reassured her. “Fil may be a drunk, but he’s trustworthy, we know that. He and his men will just be a little late.”

“Late enough for us to be massacred!”

“I don’t think so, Lia. Aisa’s men have a hungry and overconfident look on their faces, as you can see before you. They’ll take the fight lightly. We know Aisa’s pride. Meanwhile, Fil’s tipsiness will bring out his aggression, and his men will charge right in as soon as they see what’s happening. They’ll surprise Aisa’s men, taking them all off guard, and this just might aid us in a victory, or at least a severe weakening of Aisa’s men, which will be an encouragement to us.”

“That just might be,” she said with a smile.

“All of you back there,” Tesel shouted back at his half of the army. “Fight hard! Fil and his men will arrive to help us soon enough! Take heart! The more of Aisa’s men we kill without Fil’s men, the greater glory for us. Charge!

All of Tesel’s men yelled as they rushed forward.

Aisa’s men didn’t bother with the illusion of dancing nude women this time. They considered this battle an easy win without the need of tricks, and they knew that Tesel’s men wouldn’t be fooled by that illusion a second time in a row, as enticing as it might have looked. They just charged in as their enemy was doing.

Aisa and Tesel ran straight at each other, their swords raised up high, and their teeth clenched to show their lust for each other’s blood. Their swords clashed with an ear-splitting clang and locked together, and looking each other in the eye, the men struggled to bring the other’s sword down.

Both armies smashed into each other like colliding cars. Aisa’s men imagined they would just eat up Tesel’s but they were surprised–and impressed–to see so much bravery and resilience in such a small group of troops.

Tesel’s army managed to mow their way through a large section of Aisa’s. Blood was spraying everywhere, but Aisa’s men in the back assumed most of it was the enemy’s blood. Lopped-off heads and arms flew in the air.

Tesel and Aisa kept clanging their swords together.

“This is suicide for you and your men, Tesel,” Aisa said when both men paused to regain some strength. “You should not have come back. You have no hope of defeating us. All of this bravery your men are showing will have been for nothing. Give up!

“We still have a few surprises left, Aisa,” Tesel said, then lunged at his enemy. Their clashing of swords resumed.

Fil’s followers emerged from the top of Gaya’s leg. As soon as they saw the three men stationed there by Aisa, Fil and two others threw knives at them, hitting each dead in the chest. They fell before they could call out to Aisa’s army. Fil and his soldiers could come up and attack their enemy from behind unseen.

They all lined up behind Aisa’s rear guard and began by stabbing each man in the back. The men’s cries of pain were heard by those immediately in front of them, but when those men turned around, swords were stabbed in their guts before they could defend themselves. The next line of Aisa’s men were ready, though, and Fil’s warriors had to clash swords with them.

Aisa’s men had adjusted to fighting on two fronts now, and they were no longer taking the fight easily. They were making all of Tesel’s men feel the full power of their fighting ability. They were turning the battle around in their favour.

Aisa’s sword slashed a deep cut in Tesel’s arm, making him slip and fall. Aisa raised his sword, ready to deal the killing blow, when Lia raced over and slashed Aisa’s left leg. Aisa limped with a groan of pain.

He swept his sword in the air in an arc that would have sliced off her head had she not dodged it. Then he tried a lunge at her guts, and he would have killed her, except…

…an earthquake…

Everyone fell to the side. Luckily for Tesel’s men, most of them–including himself, Fil, and Lia–fell upward in the direction of Gaya’s heart and breasts, farther off from Aisa’s men to be able to retreat. They all heard voices from above:

That’sitletsgetheroverontothisbedoverherethenwecanreplacethesheetswithfreshonestheregoodnowlet’sgetthedirtyoldsheetsandpillowcaseoff

The earthquake ended as quickly as it had started, and Tesel’s men quickly got up and took advantage of the situation.

Aisa’s men watched them retreating. “That’s it,” one of them shouted. “Run away from us again, like the cowards you are!”

“Don’t listen to them!” Lia shouted. “We’ll be back, and we’ll be better!”

“That’s right,” Tesel said, his hand on his bloody arm. “We’re heading for Gaya’s stomach, then to her heart and breasts, where we’ll feed and revive ourselves. We’ll reach her hands, where we’ll improve our fighting skills, then finally to her brain, where we’ll learn a battle plan to defeat Aisa once and for all. Onward!

His surviving soldiers were tired and hurt, but with much more confidence and hope. They could see a real possibility to defeat the enemy.

Terraces

The upper classes
are kept up by the middle classes,
who are scared of dropping to the lower classes.

The wealthy
should be lowered to the middle,
so that we can bring the poor up from their misery.

The super-rich
will never be brought down,
so the poor must rise up to take them down.

The establishment of a temporary workers’ state
can equalize us by keeping a tight leash
on the rich, stopping their rise;

then the capable
can produce all of the things
that everyone needs, down to the neediest.

‘Gaya,’ a Surreal Adventure–Chapter One

Their world was dying; they had to band together and fight the enemy to save her. Tesel was leading his group of about fourscore warriors through the dimly-lit tunnels, caverns, and caves inside of Gaya, a planet that was a giant woman’s body (Yes, as odd as that sounds, that’s what it was, so just go along with that.).

Aisa’s army of at least about a hundred men were ravaging the planet’s subterranean world, using their swords and spears to hack up her insides. Tesel’s latest report was that Aisa was in the intestinal region, cutting through the smelly huge tubes of flesh his army was trudging in. Tesel and his fighters were dreading having to go there, less because of the foul stench and the disgusting mud they’d have to wade through–how like a sewer!–than because they knew, in confronting the larger and much stronger enemy, that they were facing almost certain death.

As Tesel’s army marched toward Gaya’s intestines, they heard voices from above, from time to time. The voices were from far off, but loud enough to be heard underground. Tesel’s fighters believed that these voices were coming from heaven, the voices of gods, goddesses, and angels, voices of comfort and assistance. They had no idea of what the celestial voices were saying, what the words meant, words of a totally different world, but they listened carefully every time they heard the voices, stopping their marching to be as silent as possible, hoping and trying to figure out the words’ mysterious meaning. Was it divine aid, given in a cryptic form? They certainly wanted to believe it was.

At one point, these were the fragments they could make out:

comapornographicactress…ketaminealcoholmarijuanaecstasy…semengangrape…glasscuts…onherfaceshouldersandbreastscarcrashalmostdrownedinalake…nofamilyIDGayaWeld…awoman…foundherandtookhertohospital

They heard all the sounds run together, but couldn’t discern any meaning behind them at all. When the talking was finished, they resumed their march to face Aisa’s army.

Tesel’s right-hand man was Fil, who wrote in a log recording the events of every day, including the reports of Aisa’s army in Gaya’s intestines. Now, Fil was a good man and a brave fighter, but he was also prone to drinking lots of wine at night, so Tesel often had to discipline Fil to make him leave the bottle alone. A woman warrior who fought in the front ranks of Tesel’s army was Lia, handy with a sword, and with a great love of their planet, eager to save and protect Gaya to the point of fanaticism.

As dedicated as Tesel’s warriors were, though, Aisa’s men were a formidable, deadly bunch. Aisa’s right-hand man was Titos, who directed the men into battle and was a crucial aide in the strategizing of battles, including how to create diversions and distractions so their army could sneak up on unsuspecting victims. The man who produced the distracting visions was a magician named Gujon; he often seduced the enemy with enticing images of dancing, beautiful nude women. Just as the enemy was most in the women’s thrall, that was when Aisa’s army would attack, usually killing them all.

Many of Aisa’s men enjoyed raping the conquered enemy, male and female alike, often in the form of brutal gang rapes. Lia was fully aware of the danger she was getting herself into, as were all of the female fighters in Tesel’s army; their love of Planet Gaya, and their dedication to protecting her, was so strong that it rendered all fears of rape to be virtually nonexistent. To these women, Aisa’s rapists were little more than aggravating, unfaithful former male lovers.

Tesel’s army knew they were getting close to the intestinal area: the smell was getting overpowering. Some of the warriors were retching; a few others were puking. It was getting darker than usual: the glow that inexplicably lit the tunnel walls was dimming. The warriors were moving slower now. They kept as quiet as possible, listening for any movement of Aisa’s army.

As they crept closer, the foul smell vanished unaccountably. It was replaced by a fragrant, flowery smell, like perfume.

“What?” Tesel whispered after a few sniffs.

“Well, thank the gods for the pleasant change,” Fil said.

“No, Fil, this isn’t right,” Lia said. “This can’t be really happening.”

And just then, a dozen beautiful nude women appeared before them all, dancing seductively.

“They’re real enough for me,” said Fil with a lustful smile.

“Me, too!” shouted several men at the front of the army.

All of these men, including Fil, dropped their weapons and ran at the women, grabbing them and putting them in position for gangbangs. The women, smiling lewdly, offered no resistance at all. Only Tesel, Lia, and all those soldiers who were too late to get at the girls, refrained from the indulgence; though Lia was looking at a nude dancer who looked identical to Gaya Weld, and wishing she could have her.

All of the nude women seemed to be enjoying their multiple penetrations as much as their penetrators were, including the one Lia was interested in. The three soldiers all having her at the same time looked like the ones at the house party Gaya Weld had driven away from.

Though the rest of Tesel’s men couldn’t physically participate, they all enjoyed watching the orgy, all of them looking on as if hypnotized. The women fighters–apart from Lia, who continued looking longingly at ‘Gaya,’ looked away from the spectacle in disgust. Tesel watched only in disbelief.

“You’re right, Lia,” he said with a frown. “This is wrong. It can’t be really happening. It must be one of Aisa’s tricks.”

…and just as he finished saying that, Aisa’s men, as if on cue, ambushed the lot of them. Of the men in the orgy, only Fil escaped death, for the nude dancers suddenly transformed into men with swords and knives, stabbing their would-be lovers. Though as unarmed as his fellow soldiers were initially, Fil managed to get a sword from one of his attackers, stab him, then slice his way out of the ambush.

Of the female fighters who were jumped and put into the same positions as the ‘dancers,’ only Lia was able to fight them off before they could rape her. She was swinging and lunging with her sword in a frenzy, stabbing, disemboweling, and decapitating her attackers one right after the other. Then she looked over where her female comrades were having their clothing torn off.

She ran over to their aid, stabbing her sword in each rapist’s back as he was too distracted by his lust to see her coming. None of the other men in Tesel’s army could help her rescue the women because they were too busy trying to fight off Aisa’s horde, if not being killed already.

Fil and Tesel watched in horror as they saw their men getting mowed down by the enemy. Blood was spraying everywhere, as were the deafening screams of those whose bodies were being invaded by swords. The deaths seemed to be all on their side only. Tesel saw Aisa from a distance, laughing at Tesel’s great losses.

“This isn’t a battle,” Fil said to Tesel. “It’s a massacre!”

“You’re right,” Tesel said, then shouted, “Retreat!”

“Retreat!” Lia and Fil shouted with him. “Retreat!”

The survivors, after fighting off those in the front lines of Aisa’s attackers, ran off with Tesel, Fil, and Lia. They split up into two groups, one following Tesel and Lia, and the other following Fil.

Their total remaining number was about sixty now, thirty going with Tesel and Lia, and thirty going with Fil, running down large tunnels going in two separate directions. As they’d started going, some of the survivors looked back, seeing the bloody corpses of the fallen slipping through the tubes of the intestines to be shat out of Gaya’s anus.

The great majority of these fallen were Tesel’s men, not Aisa’s. The great majority of the fallen men of Aisa’s army were those killed by Lia.

As the survivors were running frantically down those large, separate tunnels, they were shaking in fear and trying to treat their many wounds. They faced a long trek the way they were going, with no idea if they were going in a useful direction or not.

“Where are we going, Fil?” a soldier asked him in panting breaths.

“I’m not sure,” Fil said. “I hope we’re going along the tunnel of Gaya’s arm to her hand, where we can acquire better fighting skills.”

Lia asked Tesel the same question as they ran down their tunnel, and she got the same answer from him; but disorientation from the terror they felt from the attack made it impossible for either Fil or Tesel to be sure if they were going the right way. All they knew is that they wanted to be as far from Aisa’s men as they could.

After a long trek down those tunnels, they reached slight bends in them, at the same distance from where the tunnels began and branched out.

“Is this an elbow?” Tesel asked. Fil wondered the same thing.

Hoping they were right, relieved that they weren’t being chased by Aisa’s men, and too exhausted from their constant marching, they all decided to stop and rest there. All of the soldiers in both tunnels fell to their knees with loud groans.

As they rested, they bandaged the wounds they hadn’t had time to look at when they were constantly on the retreat. They were hungry, but they had no food.

They heard voices from heaven again:

Ithinkshe’sdreaming…peopleincomasdon’tdreamsomedo,doctor…haveyouchangedherbedsheets?We’llgettoitsoon.

Still, Tesel’s men didn’t understand a word of it.

After several hours of sleep, they all got up and resumed their trek along their respective tunnels. Tesel and Fil, leading the two groups, kept their hopes alive that they were nearing Gaya’s hands, where they’d all be sure to learn how to wield their swords better.

Eventually, after hours of marching, they reached the dead ends of their tunnels. No indication of how to improve as swordsmen was given. Also, the caverns they’d entered were too large, too spacious, to be the insides of Gaya’s hands.

Tesel and Fil realized the exasperating truth at the same time.

“Oh, no,” Fil said with a sigh.

“This isn’t a hand,” Tesel said. “It’s a foot. We went down the legs, not the arms.”

“We went the wrong way,” Fil said. “We have to go back.”

All the warriors in both feet let out despairing moans.

They all turned around, and with the greatest reluctance, they began marching back in the unavoidable direction of Aisa’s army.